Nah, I'd be the worst assassin. Red and blue suit? Not super stealthy.
[The grin fades a tiny bit while he explains, because this in particular he's not joking about.]
I'm not usually so like... out with this kind of stuff, but everyone figured it out super quickly. I guess I'm in comic books.
[He's absolutely not bragging, it's still weird as hell to think people know that much stuff about some version of him. Sure, some celebrity is kind of cool (or was, before), but he didn't do this to be someone's tabloid, you know?]
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[The grin fades a tiny bit while he explains, because this in particular he's not joking about.]
I'm not usually so like... out with this kind of stuff, but everyone figured it out super quickly. I guess I'm in comic books.
[He's absolutely not bragging, it's still weird as hell to think people know that much stuff about some version of him. Sure, some celebrity is kind of cool (or was, before), but he didn't do this to be someone's tabloid, you know?]