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myresponsibility) wrote2014-12-15 05:43 pm
myresponsibility) wrote2014-12-15 05:43 pm
046 | VOICE
Okay, what's with everyone being such Scrooges? We're a TV special about the true meaning of Christmas waiting to happen!
(Seriously, everyone knock on wood or we'll get a flood based on that out of spite. The Admiral's obviously either actually Santa or a huge, "I have a shrine with candles in my closet to you" fan of the guy.)
It's just for a month. This seriously isn't the worst thing that's ever going to happen to you. Trust me.
[Private to the Admiral]
Okay, let's do this.
Scott and Stiles need visitors guides to New York City. I've got the rest of their stuff covered. [Comm headsets for the pack for Scott and a spritz bottle full of holy water for Stiles seem appropriate, right?]
Chris needs pizza from his favorite pizza joint back home, whatever flavor he wants. Actually, make that three pizzas and his top three favorite flavors. And another couple movies he hasn't seen yet.
Anya totally needs a plushie thylacine and Babs needs a fake alien egg, like in the movie.
Steve needs some of those "art of" books from recent Pixar movies.
Lydia needs a fun science kit, like one of those things you get when you're a nerdy kid, but something she could actually use? Plus, books about banshees from her world.
Get Mason a tomagotchi.
Ben needs some Iron Chef and Iron Chef America on DVD. Or Blu-Ray, whichever format he's got more access to.
Kira needs a cast iron frying pan and panda nunchunks.
Luna needs a Blu-Ray player and Blu-Rays of Mulan, Tangled, Hercules, Pocahontas and Aladdin.
Please get Jean some temporary face tattoos. She'll get the joke. And a plant, something not too big that won't mind being inside in her room a lot on a ship with weird natural light. Seriously, where's the sun we're getting energy from?
I'd have an easier time coming up with something specific for Dax if I actually, you know, had his file on hand, but if you could get him something that'd make him happy, I'd appreciate it.
... Nothing dangerous, though! Just something nice, even if it's not something he misses from home, or wherever.
And Gwen... [There's a sigh. This is still hard.] An Oxford University sweatshirt and hat, but give them to me first, please. I wanna give them to her in person.
[Or at least hand the package over and then run in the opposite direction, but hey.]
Oh, and some science kits about chocolate?
And if you could send some stuff to James, that'd be cool. I'd say one of those plum puddings with Spider-Man icing, but I'm pretty sure that'd just make him want to shoot me next time he sees me.
(Seriously, everyone knock on wood or we'll get a flood based on that out of spite. The Admiral's obviously either actually Santa or a huge, "I have a shrine with candles in my closet to you" fan of the guy.)
It's just for a month. This seriously isn't the worst thing that's ever going to happen to you. Trust me.
[Private to the Admiral]
Okay, let's do this.
Scott and Stiles need visitors guides to New York City. I've got the rest of their stuff covered. [Comm headsets for the pack for Scott and a spritz bottle full of holy water for Stiles seem appropriate, right?]
Chris needs pizza from his favorite pizza joint back home, whatever flavor he wants. Actually, make that three pizzas and his top three favorite flavors. And another couple movies he hasn't seen yet.
Anya totally needs a plushie thylacine and Babs needs a fake alien egg, like in the movie.
Steve needs some of those "art of" books from recent Pixar movies.
Lydia needs a fun science kit, like one of those things you get when you're a nerdy kid, but something she could actually use? Plus, books about banshees from her world.
Get Mason a tomagotchi.
Ben needs some Iron Chef and Iron Chef America on DVD. Or Blu-Ray, whichever format he's got more access to.
Kira needs a cast iron frying pan and panda nunchunks.
Luna needs a Blu-Ray player and Blu-Rays of Mulan, Tangled, Hercules, Pocahontas and Aladdin.
Please get Jean some temporary face tattoos. She'll get the joke. And a plant, something not too big that won't mind being inside in her room a lot on a ship with weird natural light. Seriously, where's the sun we're getting energy from?
I'd have an easier time coming up with something specific for Dax if I actually, you know, had his file on hand, but if you could get him something that'd make him happy, I'd appreciate it.
... Nothing dangerous, though! Just something nice, even if it's not something he misses from home, or wherever.
And Gwen... [There's a sigh. This is still hard.] An Oxford University sweatshirt and hat, but give them to me first, please. I wanna give them to her in person.
[Or at least hand the package over and then run in the opposite direction, but hey.]
Oh, and some science kits about chocolate?
And if you could send some stuff to James, that'd be cool. I'd say one of those plum puddings with Spider-Man icing, but I'm pretty sure that'd just make him want to shoot me next time he sees me.
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But this really isn't so bad. [Except for all the embarrassing kisses. Although some have been pretty nice.]
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[He doesn't actually sound like he minds.]