[Peter clicks on his feed and holds up his ugly Christmas sweater. Let's just say it's very... bright. And is - appropriately - Spider-Man red and blue, which is. Fun.]

So, does anyone actually want to wear these? Or like, I don't know, use it for parts or something? [Anya, you like to knit right?] It's too bad there's not like, a universe that actually wants this stuff we could like, donate them to or something.

Unless that is someone's universe? Anyone? Anyone? ... Bueller?

[Private to the Admiral]

( Gifts for Bond, Scott, Alex, Snow, Arya, Chris, Anya, Polly, Banner, Dean, Mindy, Ellie, Nathan and Kelsier )