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[myresponsibility]

[Peter smiles a little awkwardly at the camera, not really sure how one goes about addressing a post like this, but he's homesick enough right now to want to try anyway]

Hey, so, uh, this is Peter Parker. Your friendly neighborhood... warden, I guess.

If there's anyone out there from back home, [Gwen, Aunt May, hell he'd love to hear from Flash Thompson right now, that is not a joke. :c] let me know?

[Friends Filter - If you think you're on it, you are!]

Sorry I kind of... fell off the map for a while. [Port was terrible, and no Peter does not want to talk about it. B( So much so that he sort of hesitates awkwardly for a slightly awkward moment before clearing his throat and trying to move on.] Is everyone okay?

[Private to Snow]

Seriously, sorry I didn't really say anything, I was- [Really messed up.] Anyway. Sorry. Thanks for checking in on me.

[Private to Anya]

So, Dean thinks we should work some projects together with, you know, maintenance and repair stuff. If that's cool.

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[myresponsibility]

[Man, after seeing a Silent Hill monster version of you, it's actually shockingly nice to see you. :C So Peter looks surprised for a second before trying to fumble for something to actually say.]

I know, pretty lame, but. Uh, sorry?

[lockers]

[ there is so much wrong with that. a silent hill monster version might be kinda cool, though? ]

Yeah. Not that surprising, really.

[myresponsibility]

[Well, Bond shot it in the face, and Peter freaked out so. B(]

Yeah.

... How've you been, man?

[lockers]

[ ... he doesn't like bond. just saying. ]

The hell is wrong with you, Parker. [ you don't usually ask him this. have you really missed him that much? you should hate his guts. ]

[myresponsibility]

[He's trying to let some stuff go. :c]

Nothing? [Except for seeing someone shoot you in the face, nothing at all. B(]

[lockers]

[ why on earth do you care that someone shot him in the face he doesn't get it ]

You need a list?

[myresponsibility]

[Because he doesn't want you dead, dummy.]

No thanks, I think I'm good.

[lockers]

[ you've always been too nice for your own good parker. it's a weakness ]

There's a lot wrong with you, all right. [ and yeah he's not doing so well on the insults right now himself but can you blame him ]

[myresponsibility]

[Nope, although he's grateful there are no lockers to shove him into right now.]

Yeah, you've been telling me that for the better part of a decade at this point, I think I got it.

[lockers]

Clearly you haven't.

[ give him time, he'll find a locker or an equivalent. probably. maybe. ]

[myresponsibility]

So I'm gonna take this as a sign that you're doing great.

[Or at least that you're doing about the same as usual.]

[lockers]

Why do you care?

[ honestly, he doesn't get it. not that that's reflected in his tone, his tone is aggressive rather than curious so yeah all as usual ]

[not here]

[lastrat]

[But someone is silently stalking and not very sorry about shooting monster!Flash in the face 8|]

[not here]

[lockers]

[ don't shoot him :| ]

[not here]

[lastrat]

[don't be a dick to Parker :|]

[not here]

[lockers]

[ don't ask the impossible. ]

[not here]

[lastrat]

[Doing the impossible is like. his favorite thing in the world.]

[not here]

[lockers]

[ whatever :| ]

[myresponsibility]

[It's a long story. B(((

But he's settling on an explanation that will hopefully be plausible!]

Because a giant lizard monster attacked our school and tried to turn most of Manhattan into lizards, and we kinda haven't run into each other since then?

[lockers]

[ more plausible than anything else, at least. ]

Yeah. Congratulations on not getting eaten.

[myresponsibility]

Thanks. You too.

[lockers]

What are you doing here, Parker? [ because that question's less loaded than anything else he can think of right now. ]

[myresponsibility]

I'm sort of helping someone out? [He's not sure if he should try to explain the whole Barge thing to you.]

[lockers]

[ 'helping someone out', if that isn't peter parker all over. flash hates it a little. ] Yeah? Whatever.

[myresponsibility]

[And that's Flash, as articulate and friendly as ever.] Well. See you around.