So, uh, kinda late to ask I guess, but does anyone know a loudmouth reporter who hates Spider-Man? Because I'm pretty sure I got one of my counterparts - or like, future-me or something - fired back when the network freaked out. [And he sounds pretty guilty about it. Like, seriously.] Totally an accident.

[He's serious, he has no idea who this guy is or why he was screaming about needing pictures on his desk, Chris you told him he was a science teacher when he grows up.]

And while we're on that subject - sort of - if anyone needs a hand keeping out of trouble or anything, I'm pretty sure I can help.

Just, you know, if anyone's interested. [He'll be running around keeping an eye on things anyway.]

[Filtered to Friends - if you think you're on it, you're on it]

That goes double for you guys. Don't do anything stupid.

[Open Spam for Port]

[Peter's not always great at following his own advice. He's not going to do anything super stupid, and can be found milling about the market trading some of the stuff he's had lying around his room for food and stuff without causing any trouble, but...

Once the market's all wrapped up, he can also be found wandering around keeping an eye on other Barge folk. He's not stalking you, honest! He's just keeping an eye out for any trouble to swoop in as needed. With or without his ridiculously loud costume on.

Probably without. A bright red and blue full body suit sticks out like a sore thumb pretty much anywhere.]