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[myresponsibility]

So.

Any new throwbacks to the literal ship of the damned, or are we kind of in a holding pattern for now?

[Friends Filter*]

So I heard most of you met Gwen.

[And he's kind of. Embarrassed but pleased and all together appreciative that he's, you know, got friends here, who aren't crazy or more acquaintances than anything else. People who have his back.

It's nice. And he's pretty sure it's never really going to stop feeling new and different and awesome.]

And I get why you're trying to talk her into going home, but unless the Admiral sends her back before whatever happens, happens, she's not going anywhere. Believe me, she's not. [He knows, okay.] Which means I've gotta ask you all a favor.

If - and I'm pretty sure we all know I really mean "when" - something bad happens, something like last time, and if I'm affected and you're not, keep an eye out for her?

I mean, [And he feels like he needs to clarify, because seriously.] The person I was there, he wasn't like, a monster? But I have no idea what it's going to be like this time, and I just, I don't-

[He sighs, drops his face into his hands for a brief moment and rubs at his forehead before looking back up.]

I don't want her to get hurt.

[...]

Also maybe don't tell her I said all this? [There's a guilty cringe.] I mean, don't not tell her, but. Just. You know. This is weird enough without this getting thrown in?

[*ooc: if you think your character should be on this filter, they are!]

Comments

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[mistconduct]

For the record, I wasn't trying to get her home. She's a big girl.

I was trying to hit on her.

[Filter]

[myresponsibility]

Thus proving once and for all that you're the worst.

[Filter]

[mistconduct]

I think you mean 'best'.

[Filter]

[myresponsibility]

Nah, pretty sure I meant worst.

[Filter]

[mistconduct]

Why you always gotta be mean to me, Pete? This when I'm welcoming your girlfriend.

[Filter]

[myresponsibility]

Fine, you're the greatest, I'm sorry I ever doubted you. Focus on the important part, now?

[Filter]

[mistconduct]

Okay, okay. Jeez. Important part.

Look, man, if she's here as a warden the Admiral probably thinks she can take care of herself, no issue. He doesn't pick the weak.

[Filter]

[myresponsibility]

She's not. But, I mean, she's not... you know. Alex can blow a hole in the side of the ship, Snow knows how to sword fight better than like, anyone.

[Filter]

[mistconduct]

And I have no fucking powers whatsoever. I'm pretty sure your girlfriend could kick my ass, dude.

[Filter]

[myresponsibility]

Fine, I'll hire her to watch your back, too.

[Filter]

[mistconduct]

You best be paying her the big bucks. I wanna see her stab a guy in the throat with a stiletto heel.

[Filter]

[myresponsibility]

I'm not even gonna pretend to be surprised.

[Filter]

[mistconduct]

Ka-POW! Gwen Stacy, kicking ass and taking names!

[Filter]

[myresponsibility]

You're totally not allowed to help her design a costume or anything, I've seen what you think is cool.

[Also she'd shoot you down in two minutes.]

[Filter]

[mistconduct]

What makes you think I haven't already designed her a costume?

[Filter]

[myresponsibility]

Of course you have.

[Filter]

[mistconduct]

I gave her Power Girl's boob window.

You're welcome.

[Filter]

[myresponsibility]

Chris, I still don't know who any of these people are.

[Filter]

[mistconduct]

It's cool. You'll like boob window. It's your friend.

That and miniskirts.

[Filter]

[myresponsibility]

I guess I could get behind that.

[Filter]

[mistconduct]

Allll up behind that.

[Filter]

[myresponsibility]

Now I feel like we're heading down a road I'm gonna regret.

[Filter]

[mistconduct]

Just don't give her the name Spider-Woman. That shit is already taken.

[Filter]

[myresponsibility]

By who?

[Filter]

[mistconduct]

Spider-Woman, duh! I'm not revealing her identity to you!