myresponsibility | 045

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Hey kids, [Peter gives a friendly wave. He's wearing his Spider-Man costume again, and might be sitting on the ceiling of his room. You can see the corner of his desk upside down from where he's sitting.]

My name's Spider-Man, and I wanna make one thing totally clear: you haven't been kidnapped, you're gonna get home soon, and we're gonna do everything we can to make sure you're having an okay time when you're here.

What's your favorite movie?

[Filtered Away from the Chilldarens]

So, who's left? How're we doing with the kitchens and stuff? I might not be ready to go on Iron Chef, but I can make grilled cheese and soup, if we're short staffed.

And seriously, just so we're totally, totally clear: anyone who messes with any of the kids is getting webbed to the ceiling and left there until the flood's over, if you're lucky. Don't try it.

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Still myself.

Pretty sure I'm going to be playing babysitter to at least two. [He rubs a hand over his face because wow he is not prepared for this. At all.]

Hey look, if you need a hand, I'm pretty good with kids.

I have zero experience with kids. I mean, aside from when I was one, but that's been awhile.

They're not that bad, I swear. I mean, come on, Scott's basically just a little smaller.

I have a feeling I'm about to find out. I mean, like it or not, over half the people I'm friends with -- and Jackson -- are going through their second childhoods super early.

...any word on where Jerry is in all this? Is he a kid, too? Or is he still -- you know. Old as hell, practically unkillable and evil.

Yeah, he's a kid, and apparently he's still a vampire. Cambridge made it sound like he was keeping an eye on him.

Apparently he likes apples.

[He groans and lets his eyes close for a moment, then sighs heavily. Because of course the asshole is a vampire still. Just a littler vampire. He hopes Cambridge is capable of handling the situation.]

Yeah he likes them normally, too. It's like his creepy ass lurker thing. Munch an apple while eying your neck.

It'll be fine, man. We'll figure it out.

Yeah. I know.

So, what do you need? I can try grabbing a couple of them, if you're worried about being dogpiled.

...prayer? [He smiles a little.] No, I think I'll be okay. At least with most of them. I don't know what to expect from Isaac though. Scott was always a good kid. Lydia's...Lydia only little so she'll be okay too.

How about Allison and Kira?

I didn't actually -- know either of them when they were kids. I don't know what to expect.

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