007 | voice

[myresponsibility]

So, Tim and I were kinda trying to figure out some stuff about how this place actually works, but obviously he's not around anymore, so... Is there anyone who's been, I don't know, studying how we don't, you know, asphyxiate and die when we go out on deck, or how the rooms work or whatever?

I mean - not to get anyone's hopes up or whatever but - maybe there's a way to turn off whatever messed up the hallways and common rooms or something.

[Private to Alex]

You ever find out what was going on with Zero?

[Private to Banner]

Thanks for letting me help out back during that whole thing. I know I'm not like, actually a doctor or anything, but if you ever want an extra set of hands, I could, you know, help.

[Private to Bond]

You've been kinda quiet. [Is this the good kind of quiet, or are you brooding/getting up to some other horrible mischief. :|]

Comments

[mistconduct]

Specifics are your friends, man. Regardless, I will happily take smaller hallways over larger rooms in like a fucking heartbeat.

[myresponsibility]

Yeah, that's not what's happening here. No one's said anything about their rooms getting bigger.

[mistconduct]

Okay, but nobody except huge geeks are interested in the fucking floor plan of the barge. Unless you're going to spin some reason for personal investment, my guess is you're going to be shit out of luck on your science project.

[myresponsibility]

Then I guess I'm a huge geek.

[mistconduct]

Go ask the Admiral, then. He's like the most talkative asshole I know.

[myresponsibility]

Yeah, thanks.

[mistconduct]

Jesus, asshole. It was a joke.

[myresponsibility]

Yeah, I got that.

[mistconduct]

So lighten up. For fuck's sake, what's the matter with you? If we were all going to die it would have fucking happened already.

[myresponsibility]

I'm pretty sure you shouldn't bet on that.

[mistconduct]

Jesus you're depressing.

[myresponsibility]

Sorry. Kind of seems like you can't be too careful here.

[mistconduct]

You just coming back from being dead or are you being morbid and boring for no particular reason, guy?

[myresponsibility]

I've just been wondering why stuff's been changing and he wouldn't have said anything about it.

[mistconduct]

Things just fucking change. If you're looking for rhyme or reason, guy, you're probably going to be disappointed here. I'm just saying. It's fucked up, but I can't fathom anything this fucking ship does.

[myresponsibility]

I'd rather try to understand it and fix the problem than just accept that that's how it's gonna be.

[mistconduct]

Well, you have the power, guy. Go for it.

[myresponsibility]

That's the plan.