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[myresponsibility]

I guess that answers any questions about whether or not I wanted to be an extra in Master and Commander. [Although, really.] That said, it definitely could have been worse. I mean, can you imagine if we ever got stuck somewhere like that, permanently? I'd take running water and modern medicine over pirates any day, I don't care how cool Jack Sparrow makes it look.

[Private to Alex]

Bummer about not finding any treasure.

[Private to Racetrack]

Hey. [... now what to say :|] I know this is weird, but. You do get kind of used to breaches.

[And Public, after he's realized SOMEONE hasn't seen Star Wars]

Alright, so, who here hasn't seen Star Wars? Kinda sounds like we need to have some kind of group movie night when people are taking a break from being all obsessive about port.

[Private to Bond]

I'm making Alex watch Star Wars. You should come. I promise I won't make you watch any of the prequels.

Comments

[mistconduct]

Alex sucks, don't invite him. He can't appreciate Star Wars. He'll probably think it's a real story, I don't think he has, like, cognitive ability the way the rest of us do.

Fuck, does he even know what movies are? Maybe we should investigate this.

[myresponsibility]

They definitely had movies in the 60's. And Alex is cool, I don't get what your issue with each other is.

[mistconduct]

He punched me in the face. I didn't even fucking do anything to him and he punched me in the face.

In the library. Where you're supposed to be quiet.

[myresponsibility]

Alex was one of the guys who helped me out when I first got here. I trust him. He's a good guy.

[mistconduct]

That's awesome. He still hit me. I'm not inclined to like his stupid ass.

[myresponsibility]

Doesn't mean you need to turn something that's supposed to be fun for everyone into a nightmare.

[mistconduct]

Me? Why don't you tell him that? He's the asshole with the anger management problem.

[myresponsibility]

You know that expression about glass houses and throwing stones?

[mistconduct]

The difference being he could easily kick my ass and has warden power over me.

[myresponsibility]

That doesn't mean you shouldn't try to act a little more mature.

[mistconduct]

Seventeen! I'm seventeen. I get to act immature for one more year.

[tolaywaste]

You have cognitive ability? I'm gonna bust a lung.

[mistconduct]

Fuuuuck you.

[tolaywaste]

There you go not having any.

Work on your comebacks.

[mistconduct]

You work on your comebacks, dickwad.


Seriously though you should watch Star Wars. It might make you a tiny bit cooler by proxy.

[tolaywaste]

Looks like I'm going to. Assuming you don't have some devious plot set for the sixty-minute mark.

[mistconduct]

Yeah, that's me, villainous plotting. You don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

[tolaywaste]

Sure I don't, Christopher.

threadjack of shaming

[breathoflight]

Alex.

OH GOD NO

[tolaywaste]

-- What?

YOU BROUGHT THIS ON YOURSELF

[breathoflight]

Why are you acting like this?

[mistconduct]

Fuck off, Alexander.

[tolaywaste]

Can we just go with a movie truce so Peter doesn't lose his mind?

[mistconduct]

......



In the name of Star Wars, I say okay.

[myresponsibility]

Guys, seriously, this is supposed to be fun, not some stupid contest about which one of you can come up with better oneliners.

Which, by the way, you both need work on.