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[myresponsibility]

I guess that answers any questions about whether or not I wanted to be an extra in Master and Commander. [Although, really.] That said, it definitely could have been worse. I mean, can you imagine if we ever got stuck somewhere like that, permanently? I'd take running water and modern medicine over pirates any day, I don't care how cool Jack Sparrow makes it look.

[Private to Alex]

Bummer about not finding any treasure.

[Private to Racetrack]

Hey. [... now what to say :|] I know this is weird, but. You do get kind of used to breaches.

[And Public, after he's realized SOMEONE hasn't seen Star Wars]

Alright, so, who here hasn't seen Star Wars? Kinda sounds like we need to have some kind of group movie night when people are taking a break from being all obsessive about port.

[Private to Bond]

I'm making Alex watch Star Wars. You should come. I promise I won't make you watch any of the prequels.

Comments

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[lastrat]

There would be less likelihood of that if you learned how to fight like a normal man.

[Spam]

[myresponsibility]

I said I'd give it a shot, right?

[Spam]

[lastrat]

Try not to break the punching bags.

[Spam]

[myresponsibility]

I'll be careful. Believe me, after I almost broke everything in my room the day after it happened, I kinda had to figure out how to be smart about that.

[Spam]

[lastrat]

[Well now he's vaguely amused.] What happened?

[Spam]

[myresponsibility]

[Well okay, time to start ticking them off.]

I squirted out like an entire tube of toothpaste on my bathroom mirror, ripped off one of the handles on my sink which started spraying water everywhere, ripped the towel rack off the wall trying to fix that, and got most of the keys ripped off my keyboard when I tried looking up spider bite side effects online.

[Spam]

[lastrat]

[Okay that has earned a patented Bond chuckle (TM). He even shakes his head. Wow, Peter. Wow.]

Somehow I doubt you found your particular side effects.