024 | VOICE & SPAM

[myresponsibility]

So, uh, kinda late to ask I guess, but does anyone know a loudmouth reporter who hates Spider-Man? Because I'm pretty sure I got one of my counterparts - or like, future-me or something - fired back when the network freaked out. [And he sounds pretty guilty about it. Like, seriously.] Totally an accident.

[He's serious, he has no idea who this guy is or why he was screaming about needing pictures on his desk, Chris you told him he was a science teacher when he grows up.]

And while we're on that subject - sort of - if anyone needs a hand keeping out of trouble or anything, I'm pretty sure I can help.

Just, you know, if anyone's interested. [He'll be running around keeping an eye on things anyway.]

[Filtered to Friends - if you think you're on it, you're on it]

That goes double for you guys. Don't do anything stupid.

[Open Spam for Port]

[Peter's not always great at following his own advice. He's not going to do anything super stupid, and can be found milling about the market trading some of the stuff he's had lying around his room for food and stuff without causing any trouble, but...

Once the market's all wrapped up, he can also be found wandering around keeping an eye on other Barge folk. He's not stalking you, honest! He's just keeping an eye out for any trouble to swoop in as needed. With or without his ridiculously loud costume on.

Probably without. A bright red and blue full body suit sticks out like a sore thumb pretty much anywhere.]

Comments

[myresponsibility]

Well, he didn't mention his wife, but sounds about right. What is it with you and mustaches lately?

[mistconduct]

Mustaches are fucking awesome. Don't even ask that question.

So you met your future boss. Pretty cool.

[myresponsibility]

Except that he's a psychopath who thinks I'm a psychopath.

[mistconduct]

He's not a psychopath. He's just really extreme some days. Come on, what do you expect? He runs a tabloid.

But yeah, he pretty much hates Spider-man's guts.

[myresponsibility]

Why? I mean, I get it, being a vigilante is kinda against the law and everything, but come on.

[mistconduct]

Well, probably because you wear a mask and he's super jealous of your awesome skills.

[myresponsibility]

Chris.

[mistconduct]

What?

[myresponsibility]

That's totally not a reason.

[mistconduct]

Bullshit. It's the truth! He likes the vigilantes when he knows who they are.

[myresponsibility]

Seriously? So, if I just said I was Peter Parker, people would be cool with me doing what I do. That's crazy.

[mistconduct]

Maybe. Probably!

Not your rogue's gallery, though. Don't do that shit. You have family.

[myresponsibility]

Come on, I'm not a complete idiot.

[mistconduct]

You sure, Pete? You positive?

[myresponsibility]

Pretty positive. I'm still alive, right?

[mistconduct]

Yeah, but you're also baby Spider-Man. Still on your training webs.

[myresponsibility]

How old am I supposed to be?

[mistconduct]

As old as you are now. I'm just thinking...y'know. Down the line, eventually.

[myresponsibility]

Well don't worry, I wasn't even planning on letting people here in on the big secret. Stuff just kind of... happened.

[mistconduct]

Yeah. Shit happens. I know the feeling.

At least here you can make Admiral deals to make sure no one ever finds out unless you tell them.

[myresponsibility]

Yeah. That's actually a really good idea.

[mistconduct]

I'm full of 'em lately.

But at least then you wouldn't have to worry about constantly protecting your secret identity. That shit can get tiring real fast.

[myresponsibility]

Yeah, honestly I'm already a little afraid too many people know.

[mistconduct]

Yeah, that's a good fear. That sort of shit keeps you alive.

[myresponsibility]

That's comforting.