myresponsibility | 029

[The video is upside down. Or, rather, Peter is sitting in a ceiling corner in the level six common room, upside down, and you're getting a weird camera angle as a result. Feel free to adjust your screens accordingly.]

You know, [He starts off, sounding generally more conversational and maybe slightly bored than anything else. Not having an inmate or much really to do is kind of wearing on him.] I know it's like, the butt of every joke imaginable, but Dungeons and Dragons? Way more fun than just sitting around here waiting for the next disaster port to hit, and I don't really think it deserves the bad rep it gets. Crazy, I know, but you might even enjoy it if you gave it a shot.

I mean, a few of you I wouldn't necessarily want to be Dungeon Master or anything - I've seen people who aren't world leaders turn into power crazy psychos, figure we don't need to dump gasoline on any fires - but seriously, might be a decent way to kill some time.

Orrrr anyone got Scattergories? Or Pictionary or something? The copy of Monopoly I found stashed under the television's missing most of the pieces, but honestly, Monopoly is pretty much the worst board game ever invented anyway. Probably not worth tracking down the top hat piece.

[ooc: Peter is affected. c:]

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Are you shitting me? I would be the king of Dungeons and Dragons. Sign me the fuck up!

But no, seriously, I have no idea how to play.

We can talk you through it. I think Barbara just volunteered to be DM.

I don't know what that is, but yes.

Dungeon Master. Basically, she's going to be calling the shots.

How is that any different from the shit she does now?

Because she's not usually telling people a horde of orcs is going to come murder everyone, decide what to do right now?

This game sounds awesome! Why the fuck are we not playing it right now?

Because I just came up with the idea and getting everyone organized takes a little while?

Well, Jesus, Pete, what the fuck have you been doing this entire time?

Uh, well, I got up, showered, got dressed, ate breakfast, made this post, talked with people so... nothing, really. I feel like I haven't done anything important since Bond graduated.

Woke up, got outta bed, dragged a comb across my head..

Sorry, got distracted.

Hey, it's cool. I feel like I haven't done anything important since I graduated.

At least you have an inmate.

An inmate who beats the crap out of my boyfriend and hides weapons from me all the time and openly despises anything to do with us trying to forge a bond and who I can't seem to help for shit, yeah.

... Well, if he ever needs a babysitter, you know I'm down for helping out.

...Could you web him to the ceiling when he's being a prick?

I webbed Bond and Rorschach to a wall when they were being idiots.

How the fuck did I miss that?!

It didn't get talked about after it happened, really? And I'm still kind of pissed off about it, I mean, people got hurt because neither one of them was really doing their job.

Wow. Good thing they both grew up, huh?

Do you mean that sarcastically, because I kind of feel like they didn't, sometimes.

Oh no, I absolutely meant sarcastically.

Cool.

Sorry, I think I'm affected by the flood. I usually wouldn't... complain about them like this, I mean, I get why they were pissed and why they did what they did, they just. Didn't do a great job of handling all of it.

No, it's cool. They can be serious assholes. Rorschach omitted my dad's death for months and Bond pinned me down and washed my mouth out with soap.

I remember that. Not the death thing, that sucks, but the soap.

Seriously, where did he learn how to deal with teenagers?

Bond? I don't think they have teenagers where he comes from.

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