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[myresponsibility]

I guess that answers any questions about whether or not I wanted to be an extra in Master and Commander. [Although, really.] That said, it definitely could have been worse. I mean, can you imagine if we ever got stuck somewhere like that, permanently? I'd take running water and modern medicine over pirates any day, I don't care how cool Jack Sparrow makes it look.

[Private to Alex]

Bummer about not finding any treasure.

[Private to Racetrack]

Hey. [... now what to say :|] I know this is weird, but. You do get kind of used to breaches.

[And Public, after he's realized SOMEONE hasn't seen Star Wars]

Alright, so, who here hasn't seen Star Wars? Kinda sounds like we need to have some kind of group movie night when people are taking a break from being all obsessive about port.

[Private to Bond]

I'm making Alex watch Star Wars. You should come. I promise I won't make you watch any of the prequels.

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[mistconduct]

Okay, well, what we do is we take my laptop up to the cafeteria, tack up a bunch of bedsheets on the wall, and set up some kind of projection system with shit we can borrow from my neighbor's place.

Cool?

[megamind]

Ask before you volunteer my sweet A/V equipment, Chris!

[mistconduct]

Oh, what, like you totally asked me if it was okay to blast your fucking A/V equipment at three in the goddamn morning last night during your pissing contest with Iron Man?

Fuck you, you owe me this.

[megamind]

Do I now? [ He waves a hand. ] Fine, fine. I'll do it if there's interest.

[mistconduct]

Yeah, you do. I got fucking mauled by a mountain lion this week and I'm running on two hours of sleep because of you and I want to just watch a goddamn sci-fi adventure story with my friends before we all die when the Admiral takes us to wherever-the-fuck we're going.

[megamind]

Okay, okay, guilt trip taken! I get it! Also, mountain lion? Are you okay? No major injuries? [ BECAUSE WHY DOES NOBODY TELL HIM THIS SHIT ] Also you need to drop by I have stuff for you.

[mistconduct]

Costume blocked the worst of it.

Yeah, I'll be by.

Uh, sorry, Peter. I'm still going with the Star Wars set-up.

[myresponsibility]

Sure, sounds cool.

[mistconduct]

Awesome. Let me know who else is in.

[myresponsibility]

Uh, I asked Bond and Alex already?

[mistconduct]

Yes to Bond, no to Alex.

[myresponsibility]

[S I G H]

Well, I guess we're doing something separate then, because he was the one I was talking about it with.

[mistconduct]

Alex sucks, don't invite him. He can't appreciate Star Wars. He'll probably think it's a real story, I don't think he has, like, cognitive ability the way the rest of us do.

Fuck, does he even know what movies are? Maybe we should investigate this.

[myresponsibility]

They definitely had movies in the 60's. And Alex is cool, I don't get what your issue with each other is.

[mistconduct]

He punched me in the face. I didn't even fucking do anything to him and he punched me in the face.

In the library. Where you're supposed to be quiet.

[tolaywaste]

You have cognitive ability? I'm gonna bust a lung.

[mistconduct]

Fuuuuck you.

[megamind]

My equipment, and I'm okay with Alex. Just sit on the other side of the room from him, Chris.

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[mistconduct]

I don't want to fucking look at his stupid FACE, Megamind!

[mistconduct]

[On second thought, having Alex around would give Chris an excuse to throw popcorn at him]

Changed my mind. He can come.

[megamind]

[ Brow arch. ]

And I don't like sharing the barge with Rorschach. You will learn to --

You learned to cope very quickly there.

[mistconduct]

What can I say? I'm easy.

[myresponsibility]

If it's gonna cause some international incident, we can seriously just do something separate.

[mistconduct]

International? How can it be international if we're on a boat?

[tolaywaste]

He's gonna call me names or something. Wouldn't worry about it.